A Personal Record of Things That Were Definitely Not Spud’s Fault
Every adventuring party needs someone sensible enough to document what actually happened.
Spud has appointed himself.
These pages contain his observations on travelling companions, questionable decisions, magical accidents, suspicious lizards and the many other indignities he has been forced to endure.
Any resemblance between Spud’s version of events and what actually happened is entirely open to interpretation.
The Abigail incident
DATE UNCERTAIN. SOUD WAS TOO ANNIYED TI RECORD IT.

bread everywhere
The precise cause of the incident remains disputed.
